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peexiety

Fear, when peeing outside, that your own piss flow reaches one of your feet while, because of drunkness, you can not stop peeing.
This is the typical consequence of non mastering the mind over bladder mantra.
Dude 1 : Bro', I won't make it home, my last beer totally bladdered my mind! Wait a sec, I'll pee on that SUV
Dude 2 : Yeah, it's pretty cold out there
/* 1 min later */
Dude 2 : Haha you look so proud, what happened?
Dude 1 : My peexiety saved my shoes
by Parman & the Big BVsky October 27, 2011
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Prexican

an inpregnated mexican female(noun)
pregnant
"Thats one fine Prexican!"
by Holly and Tony April 5, 2008
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Puminius Plexitus

The origins of the word pumplex, which is commonly seen on Twitter and other social media. To be used as a general insult, similar to words such as dickhead or pussy.

Said to have originated around 50BC and was commonly used as an insult between high class Romans.
"By Jupiter, god of Thunder and the Sky, you sir are a right puminius plexitus!"
by Andfaggins May 18, 2015
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Plaxident

1. An act of stupidity which costs you $35 million.
2. An accident involving someone shooting his or herself in the leg.

Derived from the name of soon-to-be-former NY Giants wide receiver, Plaxico Burress, and the "accident" of shooting himself in the leg in a night club which simultaneously put him in jail, ended his career, and nullified the rest of his contract.
"Yo, I can't believe that idiot had a Plaxident! Now he has no money left and might go to jail!"
by Jasóncito December 9, 2008
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plei

Lol, Nixon lets plei something!
by johnsdfsfd June 24, 2008
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Plenis

Dude, what's a plenis?
by Gp fo' sho January 11, 2009
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Plaxico Burress Syndrome

aka, PBS.

THe exact opposite of ED, or erectile dysfunction. Instead, with PBS, you see a good looking babe and the unit discharges prematurely.
Hot damn! This babe walked by me in the bar and I couldn't hold back. I must be suffering from Plaxico Burress Syndrome.
by boggler December 17, 2008
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