gold-plated

Common use: Covered with a thin layer of gold, a precious metal often used in jewelry.

Slang: Genuine and true, but not in a good way. The mock formality alludes to a professional judgment.

1. Yeah, I know him. He's a gold-plated prick.

2. My car just broke down. I swear that thing is a gold-plated piece of shit.

3. My boss is ok, but his boss is a gold-plated asshole.

by Kevin The Nerd August 15, 2009

played

when a girl uses you and makes you give her money then tosses you to the curb and laughs you got played

she played me and used me as her plaything for her own personal enjoyment then threw me to the curb when she tired of me.

by soni3s August 30, 2007

Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.

1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."

by sphiinx May 28, 2018

getting played

when a male or female, pretends to like the opposite sex, while also leading another to beilieving the same thing. Then afterwards only one gets the player. and the other one is left hanging.

jeff tells lisa he likes her. pretends to. while also telling his ex gf maggie he likes her. then chooses maggie over lisa. while lisa had no idea he liked two girls. therefore she was getting played.

by agarvvv July 6, 2008

Plated

An act of oral sex IE going down on a lady

I was (plating) her the other night and almost gagged on a pubic hair
I would (Plate) her all day long
I (plated) what's her face the other night

by TT81 July 19, 2017

Well played, sir

A fancier alternative to 'owned' or 'pwned'.

Can also be used as a compliment for a particularly good comment or as an admit to defeat after being owned.

Tom: Goddammit, why is my drain clogged again?

Bob: Because I came in it.

Tom: ...well played, sir.

by Scarletter May 31, 2010

played the fool

to be played the fool; to be patronised, deceived, conned or taken advantage of. to be treated like an idiot.

Johnny told his teacher the dog ate his homework and he couldn't sleep.

the teacher said Johnny could have the day off school. the teacher had been played the fool

by los peelos November 5, 2013