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Paternoville

The greatest thing ever known to man or college students. Fantastic Penn State football fans camp out in tents in front of the holy Beaver Stadium to get prime seats in the upcoming football game.
"Paternoville for Ohio State '07 was the greatest week of my life."
"RIP Massive Mac"
by kellizzle March 28, 2008
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platerape

The nonconsensual taking of food from a fellow diner's plate.
Hey, wanna go to lunch with Steve and me?

No way man, he totally plateraped me last week. He took all my tatertots when I got up to take a leak!
by concubro September 1, 2010
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paternol

The propensity to knowingly cover up for a child predator for the benefit of one's self or others.
Upon receiving reports of child molestation in the men's locker room, the university leaders' paternol instincts kicked in and they decided to ignore the matter for 15 years.
by tequilacamel July 13, 2012
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Joe Paterno

by SackofSasquatch February 14, 2012
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Paternoed

Paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) -- Slang. To poop, to defecate, to move bowels accidentally or in a situation in which it is least desired. To crap oneself, i.e. moving bowels when wearing a garmet. Named for the legendary Penn State head football coach who was forced to leave in the middle of a big game to use the facilities. He returned after halftime wearing different pants and later said only that he had 'flu-like symptoms.'
Have you Paternoed yet today?

I Paternoed myself.

You smell like you Paternoed yourself.
by M.Kel. September 21, 2008
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penis plater

A person, usually of the younger generation, lurking around on there P plates.
That penis plater just cut me off! What a prick
by BOD August 27, 2003
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Pulling a Joe Paterno

After hearing or witnessing something that would normally get a person upset, it is the act of turning the other way and pretending like it never happened.
Guy #1: So...did you hear that Jim knew that girl was being raped and did nothing?

Guy #2: Yeah, he was busy pulling a Joe Paterno.
by qAaRoN July 30, 2012
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