piranha planting

When you are so sick of your date that you eat him/her

Marc: Did you hear Sam totally piranha planted Grace last night!
Harry: Piranha planting is so cool

by Piranha Plant August 6, 2014

Dinner Plating

Dinner plating is the name given to a drinking game reserved for the dirtiest of footy windups. Vodka is poured onto a dinner plate (preferably fine china), the subject removes their under garments and places spread butt cheeks onto said plate. The alcoholic beverage is absorbed through the orifice and drunken carnage ensues.

"Fuuuark that was an epic game, get around me boys im about to do some dinner plating"

by Captain Cornelius February 1, 2020

Planting

When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just ''don't a fuck, and you gave up on life''. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Don't do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasn't a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.

booty in the air face to the groundPlanting, like you're planting yourself into the ground the way racoome is when Goku,(from Dragon Ball Z) elbows the fuck out of him causing him to collapse

by thatdouchebagyouknow November 8, 2012

Glass Plating

It's when you put a glass plate over your face and a girl sh*ts on it!

Boy: Let's go glass plate behind the tree.

Girl: Nah, maybe later.

by haNd1287 April 21, 2004

plaibing whibbsickles

An ancient Athenian term for taking large quantities of dick to one hole at the same time.

"Did you hear Emily plaibed over 30 whibbsickles last Friday night?
Doctors say she may never walk again."

" plaibing whibbsickles has been known to cure cancer.
Unfortunately, it's twice as likely to cause it."

by Mike Manzi February 17, 2008

plasting

When you're high & drink as fuck, then go to fuck your bf/gf. Then wake up in the morning and you fucked your goat.

hey dude, I was so fucked last night I fucked my host thinking it was my misses. I was plasting

by mrHecticMotherfuker October 5, 2020

Chrome plating a rubbish tin

For those who spend money restoring or repairing a piece of shit.

dude, you spend how much on that piece of shit car? talk about chrome plating a rubbish tin?

by Profix March 1, 2009