by Patrycy04 July 27, 2018
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"Yo Pjotr."
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."
"How is your day?"
"Fine."
"You got a B in the recent math test and now you're sad aren't you?"
"What? How did you know?"
"I could tell."
"We're texting."
"Indeed. So anyway, are you feeling alright?"
"You're stalking me aren't you? Come to my room."
"You already know I don't live in your country."
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."
"How is your day?"
"Fine."
"You got a B in the recent math test and now you're sad aren't you?"
"What? How did you know?"
"I could tell."
"We're texting."
"Indeed. So anyway, are you feeling alright?"
"You're stalking me aren't you? Come to my room."
"You already know I don't live in your country."
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A true Egg worshiper. He is very helpful. Even though he used to be a sinner, he has redeemed himself. I am proud to have Pjoter as my son. :)
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