Bonnie Situation

When you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embarassment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. Bonnie Situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered - a kinda race-against-the-clock. A Bonnie Situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. Only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a Bonnie Situation.

Example 1:
Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation.

Example2:
Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....)
(Later on)
Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.

(From the movie, Pulp Fiction)

by NeverMindWho March 1, 2006

lituation

a lituation is a lit situation. Something can be a "lituation" if it's lit, and if it's a situation.

Me: Were you at the party the other night?
Quinn: No, but I heard that it was a real lituation.

by lituation.station December 6, 2016

situation-loggie

1. occurs when an individual is screwed over by someone he thought he could rely on in the most reprehensible of ways at the worst possible time, with the least possible warning. Generally occurs after the offending 'friend' has recently reassured you they would never do any such thing. The offending individual in a situation-loggie generally justifies his actions by claiming he has found happiness.

2. The situation that occurs when an individual is willing to sell out all his friends and various other commitments abruptly and with no warning for a girl he has never met. Can also be used to describe situations involving people who generally put their fledgling relationships before their friends instantaneously, regardless of if they've met the person yet or not.

1. "Uh oh, fred is texting that skanky girl i knew in college who lives in Idaho. I think we might end up having a situation-loggie on our hands."

2. Yolanda promised me she'd be my roommate when I put the deposit down on that apartment. Then she ran off with the maintenance man who showed us the aparatment. Fuck if I saw a situation-loggie coming.

by Wally Wonderous January 7, 2010

hairy situation

complicated, nasty, undesired situation.

He's in a hairy situation right now.

by Chuck192 June 20, 2012

pulled a situation

The act of an unprovoked attack upon any form of concrete when one is fearful of their actual opponent.

Mike sure pulled a situation when he when he hit the wall with his head and knocked himself out, because he was scarred of Ron.

by thetimemachinedidit September 24, 2011

Situationship

When one person is in love and willing to do the work to make a relationship happen and the other is a custy fuckboi/fuckgirl who doesn't feel the same way but will still have sex with you sometimes.

"I thought I was dating Derek but it turns out it's just a situationship."

by Beeswrite September 28, 2017

Lituation

A rapid amout of visitors in an enclosed setting featuring loud vibrant music. It features guest dancing and simply having a good time expressing postive vibes, simply enjoying themselves.

The party was a real lituation.

by JRoyale23 May 29, 2017