Picking out curtains

A point in a relationship when you're so close with the person you're dating that moving in together is all but certain. You literally begin picking out curtains for your future apartment together.

Jake: What happened with you and Ruth? I heard you two broke up.
Matt: I have no idea...we were picking out curtains and everything...

by The JVL November 19, 2007

pingin'

To be high on ecstasy.

Man, that dude just triple-dropped he's pingin' of is head!

by ijustwannabeaplaya July 9, 2006

Midget Pinkies

A unusually long nipple. Generally defined as nipples being over 3/4" in length.

"Yeah, he's in the hospital. He was suckin' on Granny Raynor's midget pinkies and poked his eye out!!"

by JSnide October 3, 2008

pindingas

from el Peru: left up in the air, abandoned to uncertainty, waiting and no news arrives, no resolution to a very "pregnant" situation

My man said we would meet for lunch and then have a quickie today. He never showed, he never called, he left me en pindingas!
So I called my "supplier," pleading, "Bring me something to cheer me up!" "Honey, I am in the car and on my way!he said. I am still awaiting his arrival and he doesn't pick up his cell. Will he arrive or not? He has left me en pindingas.

by Vizma March 5, 2008

Pinky Pankie

Little white children

Muhammad was late to work because the Pinky Pankies where getting on the school bus.

by PD Land September 30, 2021

lou piniella

Nicknamed "Sweet Lou", a popular major league baseball team manager. Formerly a player for several teams in the 60s-80s. Since then he has managed for five teams, currently the Chicago Cubs. He is famous for becoming very angry at umpires which usually results in him screaming in their face and then throwing his hat on the ground, which is very funny to watch.

From Wikipedia: "In a game on September 18, 2002 in a 3–2 (10) win against the Texas Rangers, Lou Piniella came out to argue a call in the bottom of the ninth in which the umpire called out Ben Davis after a close play at first and was immediately tossed by first base umpire C.B. Bucknor after throwing down his hat. Afterwards, he kicked his hat several times, aggressively approached Bucknor as he was screaming in his face, and kicked dirt on him as well. After being restrained by first base coach Johnny Moses, he then ripped first base from its mooring then threw it down the right field foul line twice after he imitated the umpire tossing him out."

by 9035ngk August 11, 2009

out of your cotton-picking mind

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.

"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."

by Nightowl223 May 20, 2016