pinch of salt 

To take something lightly

Take their advise with a pinch of salt mate

pinch of salt by KatttY April 15, 2014

pinch one off 

1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.

Jerry had to pinch one off as the game started in ten minutes.

pinch one off by Anonymous April 12, 2003

pinch a hot loaf 

The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.

"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."

"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."

pinch a hot loaf by lulem400 January 12, 2010

pinch and roll 

The ONLY comfortable and workable way to scratch one's scrotum. Actual scratching does not work, as the scrotal entity slides around under the fingers. To achieve results, the scrotum is pinched between the fingers and rolled back and forth.

Sweetie-darling, if you really want to scratch the boys, you must remember to use the pinch and roll technique.

pinch and roll by Chris Secrest August 12, 2008

Pinch-A-Loaf 

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back

Pinch-A-Loaf by Ryan Hershbeger June 11, 2006

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder 

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is cocaine.

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is also known as the Secret formula

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 16, 2019

pinch a growler 

a turd that refuses to expel itself from the anus, thus resulting in a grunting growling sound emitted from the person trying to make the poopy.

hey Bob, what was that sound? Well Dan, I had to pinch a growler.

pinch a growler by papa jojo 042072 August 24, 2008