pigeoned

A sex position where you go outside and one partner lies near a light post, and the other climbs it. Once the partner climbing has reached the top of the light post. They carefully squat,and let out a huge load of shit. It is supposed to hit your partner square in the face. *careful while doing this because this is infact one of the most dangerous sex positions in the world*

Jack: hey did you here what happened to Ben

Kenya: no what happened
Jack: he pigeoned Lisa in HR and now he's being questioned by the supervisor
Kenya: what a daredevil. I want to be pigeoned by him.

by Jackson jacksoff May 14, 2015

Pigeon

A tasty bird eaten by people across the world.

Daughter: "What's for dinner tonight"
Mom: "Pigeon"
Daughter: "Yayy!"

by Pigeon eater September 5, 2022

Pigeoned

Verb: Past tense
The act of ejaculating a large load onto an unsuspecting passerby's head from a high place (ex. rooftop, building, etc), similar to how a pigeon defecates on people.

John, you I was walking down the street and some guy pigeoned a girl from the 3rd story window!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017

Pigeons

Cute fat birds that like eating everything. My favorite kind of birds

Look at those fat pigeons!

by ChickenTastesGreat July 18, 2020

Pigeon

A derogatory term used to refer to a Zealous Efficacious Killer Eating Roasted Indian Yams Easily.

Dude1: "Look at that pigeon."
Dude2: "Man he is really enjoying that yam ain't he."

by BigForeheadBanana69 May 15, 2021

Pigeon

Pigeons are a vermin in many areas, they carry disease inhabit an area they should not. When they begin to breed they can easily over populate an area and claiming it as there own. They often get the name of "rats with wings".The Serbian people are a proud pigeon nation going as far as breeding as a pigeon and spreading disease like one. So killing a pigeon is not considered as genocide it is simply pest control.

LITTLE BUSH: wow mum whats that bird.....MUM: do not touch that its a dirty pigeon .....LITTLE BUSH: when I become older i will be a president and help pigeons populate the world.....MUM: son do not do that

by DamirIlich May 26, 2009

pigeoning

The act of gulling whilst standing on a monument/statue or from a window situated on the first floor or above.

David enjoyed pigeoning the next door neighbour from his bedroom window.

by Miles Apart June 25, 2008