n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"
"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."
by gjelstiznles August 11, 2006
by pimpmaster25 December 3, 2007
Pigs in a Blanket, n. - The act of having three or more naked men in one bed at once usually for sexual reasons.
Marcos: Hey guys, wanna come back to my place and get all cozy with me and Seth .
Trent: Yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.
Trent: Yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.
by BabaBryan July 12, 2010
seek out the fattest bitch with the flabbiest arms and do as follows: make her drink a fifth of 151(you may want a bottle for yourself too), get 3 other friends and a camera, take her excess arm and/or leg jello and wrap it around your taliwacker proceeding to perform coitus with it as your friends assault her other limbs.
why do you have bed sores on the backs of your arms and legs Rosie, have you been laying in bed surfacing to harriet the spy for days on end again?
No not since last week, I agreed to make pigs in a blanket with the Baldwin brothers.
No not since last week, I agreed to make pigs in a blanket with the Baldwin brothers.
by pete burns October 15, 2007
Jacking off into a pancake.
by Alec Roman February 28, 2005
by D_style November 29, 2006
simply pinch your ball sack (lightly) on both sides of your penis and lift up and squeeze together around your penis.
by Jensen28c September 11, 2007