Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason

They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.

by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019

Dank pita

The greatest four dollar meal money can buy at Leo's Coney Island in Commerce Township Michigan. It is actually a pita wrap with chicken fingers, cheese, lettuce, tomato. Best with ranch dipping sauce.

Customer: Can I get a dank pita with a side of ranch?
Waitress: So one chicken fingers pita with a side of ranch? Sure.

by George Pfresh March 30, 2009

PITA

Pain In The Ass

How's your new boss?

He's a PITA.

by Brandon March 9, 2004

Pistash

Verb: To force or attempt to force your finger(s) in another persons anus.

No, someone just tried to pistash me!

by Angealolo July 28, 2011

pigtails

Handlebars for a blowjob

Pigtails are teh sexiness

by Lorg Skyegon July 8, 2005

Pita Butt

A flat, narrowly angled rear-end of a woman, usually resembling a semi-circle, or a piece of pita bread. Pita Butts usually occur in older women who primarily wear mom jeans

A: "Dude I'm so into cougars right now"

B: "Yeah but I hate when everything is all saggy"

A: "Saggy boobs don't bother me. I just can't stand when they have Pita Butt"

B: "Yeah. Pita Butt reminds me too much of my mom."

by jcafe13 October 18, 2008

PITAC

Short for Pain In The Ass Cunt, a self-explanatory term for someone who really, really blows and should be avoided at all costs.

Useful because it sounds vaguely like a non-English word so can be misinterpreted as a compliment.

Thomas: Wow, did you see tha 'tude I was getting from that guy in the 7-11?

Frank: Totally. That loser is a total pitac.

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009