Picking the fly shit out of the pepper

1. The act of being nit-picky to a ridiculous degree.
2. To meticulously analyze minutia.

"They shouldn't be allowed to call their CD 'Unplugged' because, technically, the microphones were plugged in."

"For crying out loud Bob, stop picking the fly shit out of the pepper.

by BKMantova September 4, 2010

picante pants

A friendly, yet derogatory term for one of Hispanic descent. (origin South Park)

We don't want any fucking oranges, picante pants!

by captain_jackass101 April 7, 2010

Picnic Table Shirt

A Picnic Table Shirt are shirts worn by guys at many bars & clubs around the world. The reason they are called Picnic Table Shirts is because they look very similar to how a picnic table cloth looks. Anything Plaid or Flannel qualifies as a picnic table shirt. They come in short sleeve and long sleeve button downs. Try to avoid this awful current trend.

These Guys often wear very tight skinny jeans that are tighter then anything your girlfriend would wear.

When at a club or bar hanging out with friends you will notice a group of guys wearing the same kind of shirts similar to the kind of shirts you would see on a picnic table cloth.

One of your friends will go is that Paul Bunyan? Your next friend will go I don't think they are lumberjacks. Then you'll reply that they are wearing a picnic table shirt.

by Ryder65 December 16, 2011

picsnic

slight varation of the word picnic to mean "having sex outside". Used as a code word to have sex in a public place.

Barry: "I going to meet my girl for my lunchbreak and we going have us a picsnic"

-or-

Father to children: Sons, why don't you'll go play at a friends house - so me and your Mom can have a picsnic.

by snake222 May 9, 2011

piecing

Origins unknown; used as a codeword to describe people hooking up; now used as common slang in (mostly the north of) Scotland to describe any kind of sexual activity, and indeed many other activities which have little or nothing to do with sex, and is generally used to indicate that something fortunate has occurred. It can be used as a legitimate verb in regular conversation, but it is normally just shouted, and is accompanied by a hand action where one puts the thumb and middle finger together, and taps them with the index finger.

Chris and Eleanor start making out at a party.

Chris's friends: "PIECING!"

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Chris and Eleanor start making out in a library or a similarly quiet/awkward situation.

Chris's friends: -hand action-

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Chris: I got the new Call of Duty!

Chris's friends: "PIECING!" -hand action-

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Chris: I pieced four girls last night!

by Gregasm November 11, 2009

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Al Pacino

along with de niro and nicholson, he is the best actor of his generation. although his recent movies have sucked balls, he still makes them watchable because of his presence and extraordinary acting

al pacino has only one oscar. ONE!!!!

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005