e-phonics

The shortening or blatant misspelling of words in order to appear cool on the internet when really it comes across as ignorant.

Example of e-phonics in action:

Thatcalichick: OMG tht b0y is teh hottness.

Dizzybroad: O Rly? Do you want to sex0r him?

Thatcalichick: Ys Rly. W00T!

by Melba Searcy April 12, 2007

Phonist

Phonist def: An individual who may have feelings/thoughts of dislike against a mobile phone of a particular make/brand/year.

Damien - What's wrong with your phone?! It keeps disconnecting when I call you?
Paul - Ummm, not sure?
Damien - Your Nokia is crap! You need to get an iPhone!!!
Paul- You're a phonist Damien!

by DEZPMS December 10, 2009

Peonic ass bitch

A lame ass person who acts as a child and is a pussy... can’t handle situations. Resulting in being a little ass bitch.
A word made and defined by Kathleen C.

You’re such a peonic ass bitch for leaving me on read even though you were online.

by KMC.X3 February 11, 2019

phonecam

to use a camera-equipped cellphone to photograph or record a video of something.

"Did you see that shit!?"
"Yeah, I totally phonecam'd the whole thing."

by KKSBK August 14, 2008

Phonication

Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)

The availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.

by This is not my real name. August 7, 2009

Phoenician Princess

Similar to a JAP or guidette, a Phoenician Princess is pejorative term for a heavily spoiled female between the ages of 14-30 of Lebanese-American descent. She is usually very tan, wears tight close, has expensive jewelry and handbags, and talks endlessly about how her grandfather was a millionaire in Lebanon before the civil war broke out in the 1970s.

These young women are known to dwell all over Salem, NH and Methuen, MA as well as Dearbornistan in Michigan.

Alicia is a straight-up Phoenician Princess. Would you believe her umm and aba gave her $5000 worth of gifts for her high school graduation?

by 603explorer August 2, 2011

Phoenicia

Phoenicia is a sexy, independent women.

This is a girl you wanna be friends with forever.

Hey Phoenicia, thanks for being a great friend!

by _facts_.com December 12, 2016