Phlep

The most accurate description of the sound a half-erect penis makes when slapping on flesh.
This sound can also be made by wet flesh on flesh, especially while in sexual conduct.

I was up most of the night, those two phlep'd so much I couldn't get the sound out of my head.

by elizarrrgh February 22, 2011

Phaphing

The act of tinkering with your smartphone. Constantly.

"Stop your phaphing and get on with some work!"

by Fwing June 16, 2011

Phwap

graceful sound of an erectile form (namely one's penis) hitting or entering another object repeatedly.

I have never seen anyone phwap a melon before. That guy got phwapped

by Roflpingvin March 18, 2009

phap

To masturbate; slang

I was phaping forever last night

by Necco20 March 25, 2007

Phlapz

A fat gay cunt, often found in clunge.

Where's Phlapz? Shitting in a teacup.

by Bobby Looga February 7, 2008

MaRch PhLAPH

A religious Holiday created by 2 teenage girls, where they give out Dhophnubs. Every Year on February 18th.

11 Days Till MaRch PhLAPH..Are you ready?

by BunnyTheHopster February 7, 2020

palapathy

This perverse sentiment arises when the constancy of a friendship allows longer periods to elapse between meetings, without jeopardising that friendship.

We are such good friends that palapathy allows us to meet only rarely.

by Andrew Lugton September 12, 2008