smurf piling

As a former employee at Best Buy, managers use to yell at us when we would congregate in small groups instead of walking the store looking for needy customers. The manager would come over and tell us to quit "smurf piling." The "smurf" was based on our Best Buy issued blue shirts and "piling" was the employees congregating.

"Hey you guys over in home theater, quit "Smurf Piling" and help some customers out."

by Geeked January 14, 2008

Dr. Phil-ing

Putting off/Expressing emotional problems on another person although they are clearly unqualified to give a professional opinion on mental health.

So I buy dinner, take her to a movie, pay for drinks, we get to my house and she starts Dr. Phil-ing me.

by brainsplatter87 February 21, 2011

poiling

The trail of excess water spilled from an over filled bucket as it is carried.

I could see by the excessive poiling that the bucket boy was in a hurry.

by Nigel Masnell October 20, 2008

philipglass

This name when combined into one word (NYC, ca. 1970) can be used to express complete boredom over a subject already covered; or a state of tediousness beyond anyone's belief.

"He just laid a philiglass on me to the point I fell asleep"
OR
"I was so bored with that subject I thought I'd been philipglassed"

by Ginger Smithson April 14, 2005

philinfluence

This is the influence of the crazy British YouTube personality AmazingPhil. This can mean exaggerating everything that happens in your life and popping up with the craziest animals and sounds. People can usually be under philinfluence by either them or their friends spending many days and many nights watching AmazingPhil back to back.

A: and then like the bus driver nearly eat me and I nearly died
B: haha! you've been watching too much AmazingPhil! I think you're under the philinfluence

by kennydude November 14, 2011

Phifing

1. The act of pumping ones fist and chanting the name of a deceased love one when moved by the heavenly spirit to show love and honor as they transition to the afterlife.

2. Pumping ones fist while chanting Phife to promote positivity in the midst of injustice without fear of retribution.

A person who is phifing is called a Phifer.

We all began Phifing at Phife Dawgs funeral.

He was Phifing on security while being thrown out of the club.

Phifing dead shayshayma legend genius injustice

by Shayshayma May 22, 2016

Philling off

The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend

Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook

by Rusty dildo May 5, 2017