Phail

To seduce a teacher, usually male with blond hair and deep blue eyes.

Jorma and Andy had high hopes in one day phailing with their hot substitute teacher, Mr. Shears.

by CrunchyBlue November 28, 2010

phailure

When the Phillies lose it is classified as Phailure.

Did you see that phailure last night.

by MangerCo April 22, 2011

phail

the same as a fail, but spelled with a "PH" for emphasis.

"i locked myself out of my own house, PHAIL"

by fathead431 September 23, 2009

Phailgasm

(fale*gaz*um)
(n)a failure at an activity or undertaking you had been engaged in.
(v)To fail, or have an unsuccessful result of an activity or undertaking

"I just phailgasm'd all over that test."

"ugh, i had a Phailgasm at halftime when i dropped the ball"

by Raymond Dyrimm January 10, 2009

Phailology

Phailology is the study of phailing. Many people on the internet love phailology and study it.. Phailology is performed by many people on /b/, something awful and many other online communities.

Bob: Hey Jim! I just got my PhD degree in phailology!

Jim: How?

Bob: I went on forchonz and I started pissing people off.

Jim: But how'd you get the degree?

Bob: idk u noobz0rz lulz

by Ultimatepuff February 24, 2008

STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you

Acronyms for Shut The Fuck Up, Get The Fuck Out and take your fail(ure) with you. Usually said after somebody ruined a serious discussion with something completely unnecessary, or said something stupid with false information.

poster 1: Can any one give me a link to urban dictionary?
poster 2: WWW.wikipedia.org
poster 3: STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you.

by delta1238 April 9, 2008

phailcopter

a word used when someone big falls down or phails

person 1:did you see that fat person phail.

person 2: ya i wanted to yell phailcopter but there were to many people.

by phail crator August 4, 2009