penismonk

A monk who don't listen to any rules of abstinence

That pimp is a penismonk

by Jamburrito August 7, 2015

Penisnado

Penis·na·do
pēnisnādō
noun

When a destructive vortex of violently rotating winds-having storm hits an adult sex sfactory, causing phallic like objects and flood a city with dildos, anal plugs and other XXX toys.

Also a fun nickname for spinning your long flaccid dick around much like the helicopter.

1.Run... The penisnado is coming. (As a variety of colored dildos spiral towards them)

2.. He started a penisnado at my Lady. I told him to get his dick away from my GF

by Mattroid Prime August 24, 2018

pensioners piano

A slots or pokies machine. Where pensioners go to spend their time before they kick the bucket.

Going to knock off work early and hit up the pensioners piano....you in?

by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

Penion

When a man sticks his cock in onion juice and then uses his penis and balls to swab the inside of a females mouth

Kyle: ah man she was being a bitch last night so I gave her the penion

Chad: no way bro

by Xx_Pornhub_xX May 14, 2020

Péngsōng de qì'é

A really stupid mix between an idiot and a dummy. When together, they look kind of like a squashed potato rotting away. If you see one of them, please eject them-oh! There's one right over there who wrote the "Kaymunk" definition!

*Péngsōng de qì'é was ejected*

Péngsōng de qì'é really looks like a fox butt.

by Not a squashed potato March 13, 2022

Peniso Lasero

A super power-like move that can be done by humping the air once. When doing so it creates a big beam of blue piss.

Peniso Lasero! *hump* * big beam of blue piss*

by DemilSpotify October 12, 2022

Penismon

A penis Digimon

Dude I just caught a Penismon its 11" strong!

by hugeasspenisho November 11, 2009