pendulum

Pendulum are an electronic drum n bass group originally from Perth, AUSTRALIA. In 2003, they relocated to the United Kingdom. The group is comprised of Rob Swire(ascenic), Gareth McGrillen(speed) and Paul Harding(el hornet).

The Pendulum sound is typically heavy beats accompanied by low, buzzing basslines, overlaid with synthesized leads.
In 2005, Pendulum released their debut album, 'Hold Your Colour' and is the best selling drum n bass albums of all time.

I saw pendulum in perth live, it was OFF TAP!

by switchdnb01 September 8, 2007

The Pendulum

When a man is on a swing, gaining momentum, and the woman is on the ground in front of the man bent over. The man then swings down and taps her ass and then swings back, and then when he swings forward again, tapping her ass, and doing so over and over again.

Joe used the pendulum on me so hard on the playground yesterday.

by thedairyfairy October 16, 2008

Pit and the Pendulum

A sexual position in which the female lays in the jackhammer position and the male enters her from the front with his ass hanging over her face. He will then defecate (note: it must be a log or the metaphor won't work) and let the log swing back and forth before it falls, thus "The Pit and the Pendulum."

That bitch was crazy last night, she wouldn't fuck me till I did The Pit and the Pendulum again.

by Neumonic July 5, 2010

pendulum

A grandfather cock. It hangs limp and swings from side to side.

A classy stripper says: "I gave that old man a lap dance, he loved it when I felt up his pendulum. I made 200 bucks in 10 minutes!"

by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

pendulum take

A position taken by someone reacting to a perceived dominant narrative they disagree with that is a complete overreaction and overreach in the opposite direction.

"Pitbulls are actually the sweetest, most harmless dogs ever to exist."
"Bit of a pendulum take, don't you think?"

by starpitcher February 17, 2021

Pendulum Fc

Pendulum fc is Ronaldo fans aka Penaldo/pendu fans. Who often spread wrong statistic about Messi and always spread fake statistic for their idol pendu

Pendulum fc back at it again with their fake stats

by Average Football fans November 12, 2021