Pepperoni Parise

An alternative to a traditional all male threesome, when only two males are available. The middle participant in the threesome is being anally penetrated while simultaneously inserting his throbbing member into a Chicago style deep dish pepperoni pizza.

On a cold wintery Chicago evening, nothing will warm you up better than a classic Pepperoni Parise.

by sillyphilly November 12, 2015

Pepperoni Slide

The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.

Did you hear John playing Frank Sinatra in his bedroom? I think he’s trying the pepperoni slide.

by MufflePig March 4, 2023

satanic pepperoni

A phrase used to describe a womans nipples.

I was with this chick last night and she had a nice rack with the best satanic pepperonis Ive ever seen!!

by Boguerat28 March 14, 2018

Always guard your pepperonis

That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis

Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

Pepperoneous

adjective
1. a botched pizza order

adverb (as pepperoneously)
2. appends the act of botching a pizza order to a verb.

1. What? I ordered a Meat Lovers, not a Supreme! This pizza is totes pepperoneous.

2. The greasy teen pepperoneously delivered 20 pizzas to the elementary school for I.C. Wiener.

by tallertoler February 20, 2014

Peeronis

pee-roh-nis Peeronis is a disease of the lower area (i.e. the male genitailia), this is where you have a bending look of this area. The side effects are : bent, crooked, sideways, lopsided, or arched structure.

"I think I want John "
"No you wouldn't, I've seen what's down there... I'm afraid he has peeronis"

by Peeronis November 4, 2016

pupperoni

Commonly used in memes; Smaller doggo or doge; also known as a pupper

That little pupperoni is so cute!

by Emma_g_216 (follow me on ig) May 4, 2017