Pepperoneous 

adjective
1. a botched pizza order

adverb (as pepperoneously)
2. appends the act of botching a pizza order to a verb.

1. What? I ordered a Meat Lovers, not a Supreme! This pizza is totes pepperoneous.

2. The greasy teen pepperoneously delivered 20 pizzas to the elementary school for I.C. Wiener.

Pepperoneous by tallertoler February 20, 2014

Pepperonious 

Contemporary Italian philosopher who specializes in the area of large female areolas.

Pepperonious would have loved Drew Barrymore's largess features. pepperoni nipples pepperoni nips nips Aristotle Descates

Pepperonious by Bubba Gary May 11, 2011