involuntary planking

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

by Snackface October 21, 2011

Sucking plank

It's similar to a fucking skank but it is the polite way to do it.

Angie is such a sucking plank. She really needs to stop fucking her brothers.

by nbro February 19, 2009

Pank

Pussy ass skank

- Stop being a pank!

by papipookz August 12, 2019

hanky panky

Anything which can happen between a couple. There is no set definition as to what it may be, but it can be said that it is something that someone who is not part of the couple would not want to be around when it is occurring.

Hey you two! Remember: no hanky panky in the backseat!

by Tomothy November 29, 2004

pank

The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.

Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.

I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.

by Stubbsy. The real one October 11, 2006

Sanky Panky

Male sex worker from the Caribbean. He solicits on beaches and bars.

also: Sanky

Wanda went on vacation to the Dominican Republic and met a Sanky Panky that made her have the time of her life.

by eitigere July 23, 2010

pankakke

1. An ancient American ritual where a party of 8 or more men ejaculate on a pancake. This is sometimes done if the pancake has commited a crime or disrespected the elders in any way, but mostly it's done for entertainment at bachelor parties.

2. The finished product of the act of pankakke.

See Bukkake

WTF!? This tastes like pankakke!

by Pankakke August 3, 2006