Pwiffer

Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.

Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.

by CR24 August 4, 2009

Piff haze

The best kind of haze you can get,comes straight from the bronx in NYC. It's known for its dark red hairs and purple tone. It is also a very sticky weed (sticky icky) and has a dank ass smell to it, smokes smooth, tastes nice.

gimme some of that Dank Dank Piff haze

by DanthemanPQ November 4, 2007

Piffleshit

A piffleshit is a curse word used to label someone with very low intelligence or talent as utter crap. Piffleshits usually can't sing, can't act, can't dance or anything else that really takes talent/intelligence.

The word: "Piffleshit" exists out of 2 words:

Piffle: Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

Shit: Feces or One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities.

Person 1: Do you think X is a good musician?
Person 2: Nah, he's just a piffleshit.

X can be any musician.

by Bunneling January 23, 2013

Pedo Piff

when a girl is fairly, and sometimes extremely attractive, yet she is much younger than she appears. usually 2 -3 years younger. she is boundary line for 16-17 year old men, and prison time for men over 18. pedo piffs are very similar to jail baits. Pedo Piffs often have myspace pages with risque photos, and a false age and wont tell you their real one until u ask them.

Guy 1: hey i met this grl on myspace the other day, she lives around us.

*shows photo*

Guy 2: aw man stay away from her, shes 100% pedo piff.

Guy 1: She looks 17 man, are you sure?

Guy 2: They all do.....

by John Dozier May 24, 2008

piffen

smokin' mad blunts, yo.

On Saturday night...You know I only be piffen or sippen.

by LadyStardust May 12, 2006

piff ting

to describe someone, usually of the female gender, in a way to show that you think they are attractive

Daniel: " damn Rebecca is a piff ting."
Carl: " i know right."

by i love the EDL April 2, 2017

PiffChuck

A totally cool and rad El Doodarino that everyone likes and secretly wants to be ... :)

"Hey .. See that totally cool and El Doodarino looking smoothie over there .. He's totally and utterly PiffChuck man!".

by PiffChuck June 13, 2003