A derogatory term for child support.
Once a month she gets her creampie paychecks from her baby daddies.
She only slept with him to earn a creampie paycheck.
She only slept with him to earn a creampie paycheck.
by tunacan5 January 10, 2024
by YourSexyDad March 25, 2021
A recurrent affliction that causes an employee to miss work on a payday despite being healthy enough earlier in the day to come in and get his or her paycheck
Larry (exasperated after arriving to work): I was looking forward to going out tonight to start off the weekend. Why did the manager have to call me in again?
Curly (who also works there): Haven't you noticed that Moe keeps calling in sick on certain Fridays? Came down with a bad case of paycheckitis.
Curly (who also works there): Haven't you noticed that Moe keeps calling in sick on certain Fridays? Came down with a bad case of paycheckitis.
by Beeljo July 21, 2016
An athlete, with a guaranteed contract, whose talent level has severely declined but is still on their team's active roster because cutting them would impact the team's salary cap more than retaining them would. Paycheck players often check out during games and don't pull their full effort into their performance knowing that they're only viewed as dead weight for their team by fans and management. They nonetheless show up and put in minimal effort to keep up appearances and continue to get overpaid.
At this point in his career, Kirk Cousins is nothing more than a paycheck player for the Minnesota Vikings at quarterback.
by Stang September 20, 2020
a person who lives paycheck to paycheck. Unlike a deadbeat baller, a paycheck baller has regular bills that they pay but still manages to squander their paycheck before the next paycheck.
Bartender: There is a $20 minimum on cards.
Guy: Credit card minimums don't scare me! I'm a paycheck baller. Now who wants a shot?
Guy: Credit card minimums don't scare me! I'm a paycheck baller. Now who wants a shot?
by Cool Phox January 31, 2019
When a player has seemingly given up on trying to win major tournaments and is only there to receive the eyewatering salaries.
Or most of the time, players who do jack shit in pro play and still get paid for it.
Or most of the time, players who do jack shit in pro play and still get paid for it.
"That fucker always runs it down, why is still signed for another two years, fucking paycheck stealer."
by nihilitee November 23, 2024
by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 15, 2022