pascal the peaker

pascal the peaker is a man who watches another man piss in a public washroom

dude: *piss*
pascal: nice setup
dude: SMOOTH MOVE PASCAL THE PEAKER!!!

by sir yohanis March 12, 2008

Pascal's Wanger

Not believing in the standard pile of *baloney* that many American's believe in. Such as UFOs, Bigfoot, angels, God and/or libertarianism.

Taken from Pascal's Wager - that it is a better bet to believe in God than not, since it costs nothing to believe and you are rewarded if its true. And it costs everything not to believe and its true.

dude 1 - Rudy's astrology witch told him a flat tax will end global warming.

dude 2 - That dickwad needs Pascal's Wanger shoved in his think-hole

by Berham December 31, 2007

Pascal Fontaine

A dirty ugly Haitian that eats cat tail dip in piss

Pascal Fontaine was so ugly that he when he looked at mark it reflected off marks face and then it turned him into a cunt

by Yung Dragon March 9, 2013

Pascal's wager

It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!

Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

Pascal Mania

Word used to describe the madness of Fans of broadway singer adam pascal who waited, got pushed, shoved and almost killed to meet and get the autograph of adam.

There was Pascal Mania today at baricades!

by pascallover September 11, 2007

Pascal Skid

An extremely inexperienced computer programmer, typically who has history with the language Pascal. Who also tends to be wildly annoying and passive.

That pascal skid doesnt know what they are talking about.

by wisduckson December 8, 2021

Pascal Sauvage

The villain and main antagonist of Johnny English (2003). He is a French prison magnate who tries to turn England into one massive jail, a plan which is found out by the eponymous English protagonist Johhny English. English fails to stop Sauvage's plans as his goons steal the crown and force HM Queen Elizabeth II (RIP) to abdicate, and it is now found out that Pascal is descended from a medieval English king, however the crown was stolen from him, and is now crowned King of England, however Johnny English manages to stop him, but accidentally gets crowned in the process; the crown is later returned to Her Majesty, as Pascal is sent to South France and diagnosed with mania.

Pascal Sauvage is such a thrilling villain!

by eefwffewwefergaerg August 22, 2023