mandatory sex parties

A party that is disguised as a typical type of party, but really requires you to have sex throughout the night; Obligated sex with multiple people; Raping is involved. The Amazing Allie from Hyperboleandahalf.com coined this phrase.

Guy 1: Jill invited me to her Halloween Party. You goin?
Guy 2: Nah, the only type of party she has are "mandatory sex parties"

by Mandatory sex party goer January 26, 2011

Parkie

A term used to negatively refer to the people who live in either Highland Park or University Park, Texas. These cities are located in the heart of Dallas as close as you can get to downtown without being in the ghetto. The people there usually follow these stereotypes: "The girls are beautiful, the boys are well-groomed and cocky. The women are nosy and annoying (especially if mothers), and the men are aggressive and self-affirming." Everyone has a lot of money, and no minorities live there. This is not the place for you if you are at all "different". There are cops everywhere. The most noticeable trait of a Parkie is being disconnected from the outide world, hence the term used to describe the cities themselves, "the Bubble". Despite all this, many of the people there are kind, good friends even, if you can get past the obvious. It is worth noting that this term is usually used by people who live outside the Bubble.

Matt and his friends are such Parkies, the first time they realized that Africa isn't exactly like America was when that Kony 2012 video came out.

by AHipsterStuckInTexas September 21, 2012

Animal Partier

Some who parties hard. A person who loves and goes to many parties. The life of the party. Someone who goes to the club and after club.

You can't come with me because your are not an animal partier.
Lets invite ...... the animal partier.

Animal Partiers are born not made.

by NemesisGirl12 July 12, 2011

Rainbow Parties

Parties where several girls wear a different color of lipstick then each proceeds to give one or more guys a blow job. The multiple of colors left on each guy's penis resembles a rainbow.

I've been to two rainbow parties now. I didn't last long at the first one seeing all of those girls giving head at the same time with the different lipstick. Julie had me first with yellow lipstick, and I blew my load in her mouth within a minute or two. When my penis was less sensitive a little later, Karen gave me another one with her bright blue lipstick. Since I didn't cum, Pamela took over with her green lipstick when the bell was rung. She asked me to cum on her chest if I needed to, and after I did, I was done for the night.

At the second party, I was more relaxed, and before the end of the night had let each girl leave her mark.

by BRD July 27, 2005

Political Parties

Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.

They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."

by coldpaws January 30, 2005

parnie

a modern identification tag for a grandfather.

Tell me a story, parnie.

by elcee February 10, 2007

parper

Word recently brought to prominence by @stephenfry via Twitter.

An informal term meaning to waste time on fripperies such as, for instance, entering self-referential definitions on the Urban Dictionary.

Broom need putting through, me nets want washing and that nappy won't change itself. So decided to parper with a fag and Jereny Kyle instead.

by mrsean2k March 15, 2009