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Paragoti

: A misheard word which means "macaroni" (borrowed from regional Italian, plural of macarone).

: This is from the most charismatic member of SB19 and the sexiest man in the Philippines 2020, Josh Cullen Santos in one of their Showbreak episode.
Dial 0838 and order a large bowl of Paragoti and a box of Pineapple with pizza!
by BBJoshiephine September 16, 2020
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Five paragraph ramble

An english essay that is the result of no sleep, no prior planning, or blanking on an in class essay with a result of a full five paragraph essay without any really topic or thesis behind it.
Person one: man I have no idea what I was just writing about on that in class essay. I think it might have just been a five paragraph ramble
Person two: aw sucks bro
by EnglishIsNotMyForte December 27, 2011
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Parannoying

Someone who is overly paranoid to the point of totally irritating everyone around them can be described as parannoying.
Can't Dave talk about anything other than how the Illuminati runs the planet. He is so parannoying.
by Mister Pike December 20, 2010
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STD Paranoia

After having sex with someone for the first time, the inevitable thought that you may possibly have just received some strange STD, even if safe sex was practiced.

STD Paranoia can also lead to the misinterpretation of something harmless as symptoms of an STD.
John: "Remember that girl i told you I hooked up with about a week ago? I think she gave me an STD, I have this patch of red skin on my dick!"
Craig: "Sounds like a classic case of STD Paranoia bro, don't worry, it happens to everyone. Just put some moisturizer on that shit and you're golden."
by 132299 April 16, 2009
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paranoid fantasy

The act of reading multiple dark motives into other peoples actions without verification.

Feeling socially and emotionally insecure to point of deciding the world is against you.

Thinking like a victim whilst displaying extreme, irrational distrust of others.
Cindy didn't invite me to her party and I went into a paranoid fantasy until I realised she HAD emailed me an invite and it was caught in my inbox junk folder....phew!
by Zeddie August 1, 2009
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paranoid

Believing unreasonably that you cannot trust other people, or that they are trying to harm you or have a bad opinion of you. also it could be a mental illness.
-Malcolm got really paranoid, deciding that there was a conspiracy out to get him.

-Don't be such a paranoid !
by Todd95i December 18, 2012
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Paranoid Android

Originally used to describe the character Marvin in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books and radio plays. Marvin was a robot with emotions, namely: depression. His sorrowful life was your good time!

It was also a hit song by Radiohead on their third album, OK Computer. Both the name of the album, the song name and a line of the lyrics of the song are taken from Hitchhiker's Guide.
Marvin's most well-known line was "Life...don't talk to me about life"

The line in Radiohead - Paranoid Android that was a tribute to HHGTTG was "When I am king, you will be first against the wall"
by CannedLizard August 26, 2004
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