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panty thief

A guy who appreciates the soilage in a womans crotch panel of her panties, sniffs and licks the contents while achieving orgasm. This may occur numerous times with the same pair. However the honest ones returns them, discreetley. The smart one keeps the best ones and locks them up in airtight bags, containing the aroma and taste.
I'm a panty thief and have enjoyed some of the best, funkiest crusty tastey soiled crotch panels there is. Wanna see my collection?
by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005
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Seamless Pantyhose

High quality pantyhose without seams in the crotch area. The single most sexy item a woman could wear. Never should be worn with panties underneath and should be worn by all women, but only if they want their man to be turned on more than ever before.
You are not a proper pantyhose model unless you own a pair of seamless pantyhose!
by dale tuna June 2, 2011
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panty ninja

A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.
Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.

Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.
by mr pinky June 26, 2007
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paily

an ugly ship that sank lower than the titantic bc Alison Lauren Dilaurentis is mista steal yo girl.
ew paily is a flop
by EMISON IS CANNON June 16, 2017
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Panty Gag

When you are giving her the D so good her eyes roll back and she is screaming so loud you stuff her own panties in her mouth to muffle the noise before everyone in the house and/or the neighbors wake up.
I was hitting that shit so good last night I had to give Rachel a panty gag before she woke her parents up.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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Chest Panty

He looks so good in that chest panty.
by smrmf2 January 23, 2019
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Panky

Perfect, in a romantic way! (The best of love panky and hanky panky )
That couple is so cute and panky!
by JessIsMe December 23, 2014
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