Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.

Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...

by YAWA April 19, 2020

Pandamized

To be sodomized by panda

Corey was acceptingly surprised when he was pandamized at the Furry convention!

by GoobleGobble1ofus May 12, 2015

Pandemonomania

The obsession of the end of the world, Pandemonium.

Wow, dude. All he does is read Revelations...Must suffer from Pandemonomania.

by ACiD777 January 4, 2008

pandamal

1. (n) The animal commonly known as a panda.

2. (n) Something embodying characteristics of a panda; endangered, passive, celibate, not concerned with own species' survival.

3. (adj) pandamally In a manner alike or reminiscent of a panda.

Stop being such a damn pandamal and have some sex!

You're such a party pandamal. It's no fun to go out with you.

Motocross is fun to watch, but don't you find it a bit pandamal?

Your pandamal magnetism is why you're not getting laid.

by BKDay December 10, 2010

pandora euphoria

When you make a station on pandora and it starts out as shit until you thumbs up and thumbs down the right songs and it turns into a musical heaven.

"Yo I was listening to my Sublime channel on pandora and didn't have to next any songs"
"Thats pandora euphoria right there..."

by rosiegirl August 6, 2012

pandollars

The morally questionable profit realized off of fears of viral infection spreading through the human population

"No way they sold those masks for $20 each. Some serious pandollars going on there"

by Travis and Kathleen April 21, 2020

Pandemic Profiteer

An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.

Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.

by YAWA July 7, 2020