Pair of Jill's

Discrete way to refer to Lesbians (normally a couple) while your out in a social situation.

It's confirmed we got a Pair of Jill's over there

by zinc304 February 23, 2010

Pair of shoes

Listen, if you looked this up, you aware either a, a grandma who is snooping around and trying to see what their grandkids are looking at, or b, really fucking bored.

Get yo dumbass outta here. Looking up “pair of shoes” hobo head-ass

by that_name_isnt_taken November 29, 2018

Pair Of Pink Socks

When you and your partner prolapse both of your anuses and you shove your prolapsed ass into your partners gaped prolapse.

Last night me and my buddy Daniel made a pair of pink socks but the suction caused us to empty our bowels all over the floor.

by Jean_Kirk March 11, 2019

Pair Bonding

Pair Bonding is used as a term for two side by side DSL internet connections. This could get you double the internet speed. Sadly this kind of connection can't be configured on long range DSL connections like ADSL. It's VDSL only and anything above.

Customer: My internet speed is kinda low ISP, what to do about it?
ISP: We can provide you with a faster alternative, it's called Pair Bonding.

by HippoTitto May 12, 2020

Pair bond

Yeah getting fucked by a cripple also reduces your ability to pair bond.

Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”

by Hym Iam October 13, 2022

pair of britney

funny way to order two beer

let's get a pair of britneys

by junkbo June 10, 2011

pair of wankers

An astounding pair of master steel makers from Wales who have the *occasional* wank

Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides

Send that ladle out you "you pair of wankers"

by Tartsssss September 12, 2017