paintballing

an excuse used when one comes home with bruises from sexual encounters.

mom "what are those bruises on your neck?"

you "i went paintballing last night..and was shot in the neck..."

by ErinJoshDemyJacob October 15, 2007

Paintball

sport created by and played by the gods
immitated by laymen such as us

"i wish i was good enough to play paintball."

by Jim T January 06, 2004

Paintball

1.A game in which two teams of players generally anywhere from 3-10 persons seek to eliminate the opposing team by marking them with paint filled gelatin capsules that are fired from a pneumatic powered marker or "Gun". Some people play it for military simulation and others play it in x-ball or "tournament" fasion for the sport value of the game.

2. The fastest growing sport on the planet.

3. The third most popular extreme sport in the United States.

Hey guys lets go to such and such field this weekend and play some paintball! I can't wait to Pwn some Nubz!

by Uber1337pwnzor October 25, 2006

Paintballer

A male that is really good at using their fingers for pleasure from experience of pulling the trigger on their paintball gun

I wish their were more paintballers at this party.

Every girl loves a good paintballer!

by TheHossMan April 20, 2010

Paintball

A game in which opposing teams use CO2 operated guns to propel a ball filled with paint at one another. When you are hit with the "paintball" you are considered "out of the game". This continues until the requiered objective is complete(usually capturing a flag or eliminating the entire opposing team).Special games of "Speedball" are often played where the players are in close proximity to each other, often using inflatable "bunkers" as thier only cover. The guns or "markers" as they are often referred to as, use CO2 or Nitro as a propellant for the shperical shaped projectile or "paintball". When fired at a high velocity, they are known to bruise or even break bare skin. This is why there is a common limit to how hard they can shoot usually around 300fps.

Now stop acting like little bitches arguing over whos better and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

by matt August 24, 2003

Paintball

A Sport.

A Lifestyle.

There is nothing like it in the world. The comradery, the teamwork, the family, the energy. It's absolutely amazing. You get on the field, butterflies in your stomach, ready to shoot some people in the face. You look at your opponents who are ready to do what they do. You glance at your teammates, with fire in their eyes. This is what you live for. Nothing matters but this. Right now. With your family. Working together to achieve a goal. This is paintball.

Love it, for it is what you live for.

Paintball is life.

Airsoft is death.

by BigBalla89 July 23, 2006

paintballing

the act of performing a paintball trigger maneuver while fingering a female patron

Nick is paintballing a random chick after she sucks his finger.

by PC y E July 14, 2008