Ozzy

Ozzy is the goat he is fine asf he the realest he keeps it 1k all the time loyal asf he a fly black boy

I need me a Ozzy

by jakesosweet October 19, 2018

Ozzie

Ozzie, the man with the huge wallet and giant penis as he is also referred to, is by far the most intellectually sexual person alive. Lover of life, and women.

p1: WOW! that Ozzie gets all the ladies.

p2: Hells yeah.... it's not because of his wallet either, you should see the size of his penis.

p1: Is it like a horse?

p2: Oh no. it would make a horse cry.

by crissylala November 07, 2008

Ozzy

A closet homosexual who loves The Legend of Zelda. He tryies to pick up chicks but fails due to his homosexual tendencies. He often gets a "headache" when dating a girl.

Get Ozzy over here so I can bully him.

Well if he came out of the closet he isnt an Ozzy anymore.

by GuyHarvey May 01, 2016

ozzy

(noun) lord, sex god

A noun used to describe (or name) a person of supreme intellect, and all round ability in the field of life.

wow, Darin Shapiro, you are not far off being worthy of the name 'ozzy'

by mr. d'arcy September 02, 2007

Ozzie

Fat gluttonous retard. Used as a verb, it means you really messed something up in an irreversible way.

A: I just pooped my pants
B: You mean you just Ozzied your pants

by Ozzie fatass stoner May 16, 2011

Ozzie

A knock off Jesus who will bend yo Pokemon cards after you beat him in COD ghosts. He thinks Fred's voice is hot and laughs at the word willy he will do anything if you give him a dong massage he only like one thing, his dog Pablo who strangled his hamster gary

God Ozzie why do you always throw a wrench at my new TV

by Ozzie hater 024420 August 01, 2018

ozzy

was the godfather of metal, now MTV's bitch

Well for fuck's sake.He's an old man what the fuck do you want from him? Do you want him to do mock human sacrifices and drink blood? Shit,he'd have to put his dentures in for that!

Leave old man ozzy alone you Iron Maiden fags!

by fuck Iron Maiden November 29, 2005