Ownage

When a player beats another player by a sexually entising amount on a game.

Bill "Sammy Girl i own You"
Sam "Yes that was complete Ownage"

by Bill Smith February 18, 2004

Ownage

The art of owning someone excessively. Originally coined by the player "TiacSway" in Soldier of Fortune 2.

OMG i got some major ownage!

by SwampFox December 23, 2004

Ownage

Being a state of 'Ownage': (Adverb, Adjective & Pronoun); One who produces a high level of Ownarity amongst others.

The person who wrote this definition is from Australia and they are Ownage.

by toneboy August 10, 2007

Ownage

When you see something of someone elses (ie photo or picture), you can call ownage, letting you "own" it...technically.

Person 1: *Uploads new photo on MySpace*
Person 2: Nice, I call ownage =D

etc, etc...

by TheBryan January 16, 2009

Ownage

Definition: To be owned

Background: The ownage squad www.riceo.co.uk

You got owned
Lets own him
ownage

by Robert Derry October 25, 2004

Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.

John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.

by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006

Ownage Scale

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)

Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)

by vipers June 13, 2008