social ostrich

A person who avoids and/or ignores all social problems at any extent possible.

Jon is being a giant social ostrich right now, it's really frustrating.

by Suckayeah June 15, 2009

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Ostrichsized

The size of an ostrich.
From the words ostrich and size, commonly confused with ostracized.

Q: "so how high was the surf?"
A: "ostrichsized"

by Dennis Wormald October 11, 2007

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Ostrichata

The phenomenon of a piñata shaped like an ostrich, or in rarer cases: an ostrich shaped like a piñata

A childrens birthday turned fatal when the ostrichata got loose and killed everyone. They should have bought a piñata shaped like an ostrich - not an ostrich shaped like a piñata. Noob.

by MRWLOFS May 16, 2018

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Oral Ostrich

While preforming oral sex on a girl you put your throat on her clitoris and hum to vibrate your neck.

I preformed the Oral Ostrich on your sister last night.

by El Rojo Jesus September 6, 2010

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When a female simultaneously receives both vaginal and anal sex while also giving head and two hand jobs. If you can picture in your head the head, lower body, and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name "Crazy Ostrich."
Similar to the "spastic eagle."

I bet you she is limping because those five guys gave her a crazy ostrich.

by 5GuyS May 6, 2013

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Motor ostrich

When you stick your head in your girls ass and she farts

I gave my girl a Motor ostrich and I have pink eye now.

by Playbut December 25, 2019

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The Carolina Ostrich

The Carolina Ostrich: When you put Caroline Reaper Pepper on your tongue and then from 69 spread the legs using under hooks with a Gable Grip (so your partner doesn’t escape). Then you bury your tongue in the fart box like an ostrich burying its head in sand. Then hang on and enjoy the ride.

I rode my gixer to my girlfriend’s house with a tank top on. Once there I took a sip of hooch went all in and surprised her with The Carolina Ostrich. When it was all said and done I sat on the porch staring at the weather vane and realized what a creeper I’ve become

by DangTTHGVC November 26, 2019

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