hood ornament

when you plow a filthy whore on the top of your buddy's car...thus making her a hood ornament...he will know of this event because of the ass cheek imprints and love juices left behind

that skank rachel made a fantastic hood ornament on top of an anonymous car after that party

by johnny_blueballs April 15, 2005

Dick Ornament

A person who loves and admires another person so much that they have their mouth permanently attached to the person's dick.

god darkz, are you viper's new fucking dick ornament?

by nobody January 4, 2003

Hood Ornament

An object placed on an erect penis that stays there on its own. For example, a water bottle placed over the shaft would be considered a hood ornament .

Girl: Hey Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*

G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol

by onateag April 24, 2011

glass ornament

a pretty christmas decoration favoried by men of the gaysian variety, particularly in St. Louis

Nguyen loves himself some glass ornaments

by Ashley St. Claire March 14, 2003

Todd the Ornament

You say your are going to do something, talk about it to everyone but then you don't.

Yea, why does that guy always todd the ornament?

by hermithouseporkchop January 27, 2011

Hood Ornament

Jaywalkers. People or animals crossing in the middle of the street where there is no crosswalk.

I was out Christmas shopping and there were hood ornaments all over the place! I had to swerve to avoid the ugly ones. You know I want a cute guy in just the right pose for my hood ornament.

by Lauren Cooper March 5, 2008

anal ornament

Is a dingle-berry hanging from the longest pube in the anal area.

Today as I was doing my daily hemorrhoid check I came across a dangling anal ornament.

by assnuggest4lyfe September 14, 2014