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Opossumism

The victim used opossumism to escape her assailant.
by Tripple$ November 4, 2017
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opossum

by anonomaus colt50 May 9, 2018
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Party opossum

When you eat trash and get hit by car on a week day.
Yo, did you see Jared from recycling Tuesday morning? He got party opossumed after Dave dumped him.
by FuckingCheese August 26, 2018
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Opossum

The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.
I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
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