Struggle Opossum

A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.

That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.

by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021

Opossuming

To not wear any legwear other than underwear

"He was just opossuming in his bedroom."

by El_Goober September 27, 2024

opossum

that bloody mess on the side of the road

look at that opossum he got wrecked

by anonomaus colt50 May 9, 2018

Opossum Crotch

A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.

I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.

by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025