opossum

When an owl fucks a mouse.

“Did you hear that owl and that mouse had a baby?”
“Yeah man the scientific word is opossum”
“That’s some pans labyrinth shit”

by weeeeeeeeeeeeee! December 4, 2021

Opossumism

The act of playing dead.

The victim used opossumism to escape her assailant.

by Tripple$ November 4, 2017

Opossum Crotch

A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.

I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.

by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025

Opossum

The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.

I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024