Curious Onlooker

Noun. A penis which, when fully erect, bends to one side, having the appearance of a rubbernecker at the scene of an accident.

My last boyfriend's cock was a curious onlooker, but my new boo sports a baby's arm holding an apple.

by Smokey San Jose January 26, 2009

keep the hood on lock

a movement that will keep ur hood safe from drama the cops pretty much any thing. can be done by crossing ones arms and placing the opposite hand on the opposite shoulder and alligning ur elbows perfectly. then moving ur locked arms up and down or side to side.

the cops keep rollin through our hood and we cant blaze up some chronic.

ohh just keep the hood on lock

by N Double C October 9, 2008

Got it on lock

V. while either in or out of a relationship, when a man has a woman that he can hook up with at any time of the day.

Caleb: I've been having a dry spell lately.
Mubeen: Not me, I've got it on lock with Kelsey.
Caleb: Liar!
Mubeen: Na it's true man she'll do anything I want, any hour of the day.
Caleb: You are a god.

by Too Frat For That January 7, 2011

man on lock down

a person who is dissing sum1 else reli badly

man on lock down

by joslag November 7, 2003

5 oclock shadow

When, somehow, a little bit of shit ends up on the underside of the tip of a penis.

When a man sitting on a toilet after takin a crap wipes his ass from back to front. And without realizing it brushes his soiled tissue under the tip of his penis. As his partner later on unzips and strips him, he or she, while looking at his unit straight in the eye, notices a 5 oclock shadow.

by JimmyT October 16, 2005

12'oclock hair

This term- means when a guy has gorgeous, long hair (at least shoulder length).. and these people comb and take care of their beautiful hair in public.

The leader of silverchair used to have 12'oclock hair in the music video-- tomorrow!

by rjbachar February 8, 2008

on-lock

basically youre saying youre promising to lock that secret or fact up.

“bro promise me u wont be kissing up on my shawty bro”, “bro thats on-lock for real doe”

by notsayingwhobutjosieandpeyton January 23, 2020