by Lunemans September 14, 2021
by plato! July 24, 2024
The day you appreciate your “Day one” the friends that has been with you since the beginning and never stabbed you in the back
it’s national day one day show some appreciation to the friend that’s been there since the beginning
by DrFitzSlurp July 03, 2023
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
by Meep beep June 12, 2021
by bannonutnovember November 08, 2019
when you've drunk so much you transpire acid the next day and resent looking in the mirror to see the regret in your eyes.
by Krkič July 29, 2019
Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 17, 2020