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Tile Giant

A person who thinks she or he's really something. A person who likes to show off. A person who believes she or he's bigger/better/cooler than the people around him/her. A delusion that you're much more powerful and influential than you really are. Also: overestimation of one's own capabilities.

Invented in Brixton, London, in February 2010. Expression taken from the name of an actual shop, i.e. Tile Giant, 140-142 Brixton Hill, London, SW2 1 RS, UK.
He thinks he's in charge of everything, I guess he thinks he's a tile giant!

He tells everyone (who doesn't want to know) how great his tricks are. He's a proper tile giant!

She thinks she can fly off that roof. Now she's a real tile giant!
by avril14th December 23, 2010
mugGet the Tile Giantmug.

tile polisher

21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".
Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.
by NotMexican702 July 28, 2017
mugGet the tile polishermug.

Ceiling tile

A small skinless creature with a rat tail and tire legs
by Maddy<33 December 6, 2022
mugGet the Ceiling tilemug.

2048 tiles

so like numbers in box create and used in this thing called algodoo
so like i want to make some 2048 tiles
so like some 2048 tiles playing in algodoo
by GoogolWasHere January 22, 2023
mugGet the 2048 tilesmug.

cold tile

n. 1 a moment, usually in a group setting, during which all conversations end, resulting in an awkward silence. 2 a word or phrase that induces a cold tile moment
...like when you broke the trampoline...(awkward silence)....wow, cold tile moment.
by Double_V June 14, 2010
mugGet the cold tilemug.

cement tile

by Antho Ny October 30, 2017
mugGet the cement tilemug.

tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.
I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!
by ChadNads October 14, 2007
mugGet the tile grassmug.

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