the tether ball

When you wrap your balls around another mans dick and then proceed to jerk him off.

Last night Dave and I played the tether ball, he loved it.

by JoeyTerrifying December 31, 2014

Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.

Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"

by McHesp August 01, 2020

Neural Tether

To make love in such a way that you switch bodies, and enter a state of zen.

“I’ve never felt anything more poetic than a neural tether with a like minded lover”

by NemoNihil December 14, 2022

yan tan tether

yan, tan, tether are the first three numbers in an old English sheep counting system

"yan tan tether... wait- where have the rest of my sheep gone?!"

by Bob Smouth September 04, 2023

Tether

Black American supremacist (FBA) that use White supremacist ideologies against black immigrants because they are pissed that their white government does not acknowledge them in society

FBA man blaming black immigrants for US racist government.

That FBA man is a tether

by 509Problack September 06, 2023

Tether

A term that American niggers use to disparage niggers that they disagree with on the bullshit idea of reparations.

That nigger migrated here 10 Years ago and is agreeing with the civilized white people that reparations are bullshit. He don't be nuttin but a tether.

by Proudblackandknowhowtoact May 05, 2024

Tether

A melanated person who is NOT a foundational black American that uses their melanin ("blackness") to undermine black Americans (FBA). Tethers typically use their "blackness" to act as a representative for black Americans (FBA) for the benefit of their (white) handlers while having disdain for black Americans.

Barack Obama is the textbook definition of a tether who used his blackness to get the black vote while not doing anything specifically for black people (FBA)

by chillin662 September 20, 2024