came on my keyboard

To spill ejaculate on one's keyboard.

damn bitch was so hot I "came on my keyboard"

by Angus Grogan November 16, 2010

Came up on it

Means you stole something or you took something.

Aye, where'd you get those earrings?
I came up on it at walmart
Ohh i gotta get me some of those

by Licensed to ill February 22, 2011

She thought she came but she peed on the dick

Use this sentence when someone does an action they think is bossy or putting someone in their place, but in reality, they cringed themselves. Synonym for "she thought she ate." Originated from a CupcaKke lyric.

"She really fucked up that presentation, but she thinks she did well."

"Damn, she thought she came but she peed on the dick."

by zaralarrssonstan69696 July 20, 2022

came on top

1. A successful outcome, winning in a competition

2. Literally, having an orgasm on top position

1. Sheila came on top of the opposition

2. Sheila came on top of her boyfriend

by TheGuyWhoDidStuff May 13, 2016

turn your camera on

when your teacher tells you to put your camera on, even tho your still there.

Teacher: Well, let’s start the lesso- oh. Dylan may you turn your camera on?
Dylan: Bruh- but I’m here
Teacher: it’s just in case if you walked away. I do not wanna call your parents.
Dylan: I’m leaving. *Leaves meet*
Teacher: Oh, well... I’m calling parents..

by iiixxxxllyyyy March 10, 2021

came on his shirt

1. When a (usually) young man masturbates or receives a hand job, and ejaculates all over his own shirt. He then has to self consciously walk around with a cum stain on his shirt, unless he was at home or had the foresight to bring an extra shirt with him.

2. Sloppily and shamelessly enjoying oneself without consideration for appearance or the feelings of others. Can be male or female

cum on the shirt (n) is another version of this saying

bob went to sally's house after school. she didn't want to blow him, so she tugged him off and he came on his shirt. Then he rode the bus home and felt hella awkward, since he didn't have a coat.

Suzy was being such a drunk ass at that party last night, she definitely came on her shirt.

by Reggie Jefferson November 29, 2012

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022