Old Lady Pizza boxing 

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.

Are you Old Lady Pizza Boxing me?

Old Lady Pizza boxing by Jdubsyoyo4 June 17, 2020

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch 

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

old lady's cupboards 

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

old lady's cupboards by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

Old lady fucker

A man that typically has sex with the older hag demographic

I call my friend a old lady fucker because he is always going after the older women.

Old lady fucker by WhitP57 January 25, 2026

Old Lady's Floorboards

A hairless vagina caused by the aged crone having gone bald in the understairs area rather than having shaved them.

"She's older than she looks... I went down on the minge then realised it was all just Old Lady's Floorboards down there."

Old Lady's Floorboards by FoxyLittleNuggets June 3, 2026

ye long old lady 

The Ye Long Old Lady is a lady who has an extremely long penis. Their penis is so long president Lincoln cut half of it off to build the White House. Being a trans they cannot find anyone to make out with.

Ye Long Old Lady is walking by

ye long old lady by GreasyRooster1 March 15, 2022

my old lady 

Another way of saying my girl or wife

Man my old lady gone kill me when I get home

my old lady by Deacon January 16, 2021