Straight up, just a pedophile. Preys on young children and gets rejected. Secretly masking the fact that a hippo broke his heart and made him cry.
*kipp summit kids: “let’s go play outside!”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”
by GD3RD November 30, 2018
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by ImSexyButIDontKnowIt May 30, 2019
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by ihminen October 1, 2020
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Any one who's self-centered, an only talks about themselfes the whole day.
Any one who's self-centered, an only talks about themselfes the whole day.
example 1
olena: I want to go to college but i dont want to fail the sat's
Sarah: then study
olena: i will nevr understand the materiel.
sarah: you will
olena: i wont (this goes on for an hour)
sarah: piss off already
Example 2
Eric: who is that wierd girl sitting in front row of the math class, reading a science textbook under the table?
Sarah: thats olena. stay away from her, shes weird.
exampel 3
brianna is crying
olena: hypothetecally the world will balance itself out, so go on with the future. ur life will be ok
brianna: ... okey thenn .... (too confused to cry any more)
olena: I want to go to college but i dont want to fail the sat's
Sarah: then study
olena: i will nevr understand the materiel.
sarah: you will
olena: i wont (this goes on for an hour)
sarah: piss off already
Example 2
Eric: who is that wierd girl sitting in front row of the math class, reading a science textbook under the table?
Sarah: thats olena. stay away from her, shes weird.
exampel 3
brianna is crying
olena: hypothetecally the world will balance itself out, so go on with the future. ur life will be ok
brianna: ... okey thenn .... (too confused to cry any more)
by queensass July 16, 2011
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Did I mention that she is dumb????
oh yeah i did.
and i oop-
Did I mention that she is dumb????
oh yeah i did.
and i oop-
Manya: Hey there Olena how are you bitchhhh
Olena: Im fine dawg
Manya: Lessa go and make cringey-ass tik toks boi
Olena: WE FINNA DO ITTT FAAAAAMMM
Olena: Im fine dawg
Manya: Lessa go and make cringey-ass tik toks boi
Olena: WE FINNA DO ITTT FAAAAAMMM
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