omega male

Omega male in social terms is an outsider yet notable for distinction, someone worthy who does not conform to the existing peer hierarchy. It has been said that an Omega is someone of zero worth, as ethologist use Alpha, Beta and Omega in pack descriptions with omega being the lowest position. This has little to do with the socially developed human hierarchy originally used by sorority sisters in the united states to easily label males according to a set of hegemonically established criteria. For example if someone is described as the "Last word" in men, that would hardly be a pejorative description. To use Omega as a negative term is to fail to recognize that losers did not exist in relation to the thought process of the college/university girls who popularized this system, and as such get no mention at all. They only mention people who are socially significant in some positive way as to merit their attention.

Omega is a logical choice, when faced with the problem of describing people who are clearly not subservient to an alpha yet cannot be described as an alpha themselves, There is no set criteria for an Omega, the sole common trait is one of being a rogue social wander who avoids binding attachments generally rejects social hierarchy treating everyone equally based on personal judgment, and refuses to be drawn into tribalistic feuds between groups of people

He talk to everyone he's such an Omega male

by Ancient-phool December 25, 2010

Omega

An omega is the lowest ranking species in the omegaverse/alphaverse universe. Unlike it's alpha counterpart, omegas are generally kind, shy, sweet, smart, and hard working. Omegas tend to have a strong, sweet scent. They don't mate with other omegas, just betas and alphas. They go through heats, which are cycles of arousal when their body is readying for mating.

Stereotypical alpha: Yeah, Adam is a total omega. He's smart and sweet but he's way too weak.

by Star_boy September 22, 2017

omega pwned

when the pwnage has reached such an extent that one cannot be pwned any more. the ultimate and final pwn.

guy 1: did you see joe?

guy 2: no, why?

guy 1: well, he went in to get his appendix removed and they got him confused with the transexual. now his outie is an in.

guy 2: omega pwned.

by holly molly August 19, 2006

OMEGACHAD

The chad to rule them all. A master of all craft and infinite flex. Being an OMEGACHAD is the goal of all human beings and can only be achieved by very few.

"Holy shit Diego bought a 132 dollar transformer! What an OMEGACHAD"

by Eysman February 21, 2019

Omega mongoose

The Omega Mongoose is the act of performing cunnilingus on a female, while she is on her period, and she is on the toilet having diarrhea.

She asked me to give her an Omega Mongoose, I told her no way!

by nhbmaing August 8, 2014

Omegaboner

Omegaboner: A state in which the male reproductive organ becomes erect and immediately incinerates all of the male's clothing. In the process the male's pubic hair becomes blond (no matter what the original hair color is) and begins pulsating with immense energy. This is also known as Super Sayan stage. The male now has the ability to shoot laser beams out of his “man hammer”. They are referred to as "Cock Beams". The Omegaboner is so powerful that, by just looking at it, women can get impregnated. This power works within a two-mile radius.

The Omegaboner is the final stage of boner. The order is as follows:
1. Boner
2. Megaboner
3. Gigaboner
4. Omegaboner

The Omegaboner is a very dangerous power, it must be executed with great caution.

by deltapidelta October 22, 2006

omega gremlin

an omega gremlin is highest honour of all gremlins. to be considered an omega gremlin, is literally completing life. To be an ‘omega gremlin’, is to become one with god and rise above all other critters and creatures.
everyone strives to become an omega gremlin at one stage in their life.

Chad: an omega gremlin is literally my goal in life.

by johnathan stonesasaurous January 29, 2020