A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!
I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!
by The Truth. May 3, 2005
Get the the offspringmug. A punk rock band with a lot of good songs. Has sadly been picked up by "punk" emo Gen Z'rs. Give the greatest hits album a listen.
Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.
Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.
Person 1: Hey man you listen to the Offspring?
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.
by Hirsc January 22, 2018
Get the The Offspringmug. by lawl2u July 15, 2006
Get the The Offspringmug. A son or daughter procreated by a man skeeting into a girls mouth and said girl spits into another girls spread vagina lips.
male: Dayum girl i didnt know you were pregnant?
female: Yeah it's a cumswap offspring.
male: oh.....
female: yeah.
female: Yeah it's a cumswap offspring.
male: oh.....
female: yeah.
by ogmudbone69 October 17, 2010
Get the cumswap offspringmug. A much needed break from your children. A week or more of recess from the drudgery of parenting, usually provided by grandparents or any sucker willing to take your kids.
by RachRiot July 18, 2011
Get the Offspring Breakmug. A messy, slobbery, crying heap of flesh that carries the genetics of both human parents.
Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)
Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)
"The human offspring have a strange authority aver their elders. They manipulate them in order to get what they desire. If we uncover their secret, planet Earth will soon be ours."
by The Extraterrestrial Giraffe August 6, 2014
Get the Human offspringmug. Huda: Oh man, I'd hate to bring a child into this world of nonsense, but I feel like I need it.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.
by tigerlxlly September 7, 2020
Get the Offspring Paradoxmug.