I would eat the corn out of her shit

Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.

"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"

by WhiskeyTangoFox March 8, 2009

I'd eat the corn out of her shit

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.

1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

took the corn out of the water to soon

A saying that means you screwed up.

Jared you took the corn out of the water to soon when you broke my tv.

by DA TREE June 23, 2014

king of cheese and corn

someone who is overly corny and cheesy, earning the title the king of cheese and corn

P1: Hey guys!!!!! I play soccer!!!!!!
P2: dog, your actually the king of cheese and corn

by Nxb August 29, 2021

Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes

useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.

Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.

Phil: no i got jack to do it

Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.

by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015

crown of corns

Defecating across a person’s forehead especially after eating corn.

“I ate a lot of street corn at dinner and later that night I gave her a crown of corns”

by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021

mouth full of cornchips

This term is used for unfortunate people with terrible teeth..
Often used on Hillbillies with yellow and bad teeth and accompanying cheesey breath.

Alan- "How was your date the other night buddy?"

Tim- " It was OK until she opened her gob, she had a mouth full of cornchips in there and it was a hideous sight."

by clownlager March 2, 2010