Deploy ordinance

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.

Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.

by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011

Flag

Get the Deploy ordinance mug.

No Oding October

So basically, this is a month where you cant date on video games for a month. This is a big case on roblox so its good to see this is a month i made lol. Here is an example of online dating.

TallDude52: Hey little marshmallow wanna date? Your pixel is stunning.
LittleGirl10: Sure i would love to! You look so cute.
TallDude52: I am 52 is that alright with you? After all, age is just a number.
LittleGirl10: Sure i am fine with that, your probably adorable.

Yo CatCopious have you heard its No Oding October?
OMG REALLY!!!? FINALLY I DONT NEED TO FLING PIXELS IN GAMES ANYMORE YESS.

by RobloxianCatcher October 3, 2020

Flag

Get the No Oding October mug.

Odin

The epitome of peak male performance. The god given athleticism, the unnatural mathematical ability, the fucking iconic, sexy, looks. He has it all. Odin’s mere existence creates a sense of reality that you will never be the best at anything, only second. His pure dominance in every single thing he does in unmatchable by any mortal, let alone scrawny math kid. Odin is swarmed with coochie and is extremely popular amongst all the milfs. Overall, Odin is a once in a lifetime type of special, and all precautions should be taken to understand you will never be able to match Odin’s swag.

Weeb: OMG who is that overwhelmingly attractive guy over there with the super cool bowl cut.
Wise Weeb: That’s Odin, he pretty much has it all. Don’t worry, everyone’s jealous.

by Not-Odin November 6, 2018

Flag

Get the Odin mug.

Odinism

The basic fact that Odin is a fucking bad ass and you totally want him to be your God. The dude has one eye, was impailed by his spear for 9 days, and he has fucking ravens as pets...seriously? How much more bad ass can you get? The religion is based off the sole fact of screaming loudly and epically into the sky (while shaking your fists) to Odin for whatever you want. (Usually weather realated.)

Example of Odinism at work:
Greg: "Dude, Odin isn't real."
Jordan: "Oh yeah? (While shaking fists to sky) ODIN BRING FORTH A RAIN STORM!"
*later that day at a football game*
Greg: "Holy shit it's fucking raining like crazy!"
Jordan: "Damn straight."

by OneWingedAngelJ August 20, 2010

Flag

Get the Odinism mug.

Oaring

The act of stumbling around randomly, smacking people in the face with oars; verb.

An optional way to perform this sport is to yell \\\"OWNED\\\" immediately after contact, followed by a quick retreat and a \\\"dirka dirka\\\".

I went oaring yesterday, my voice is weak from yelling \"owned\" too much.

by JJ (Mastoar) & Mike (Mastoar) September 25, 2006

Flag