nutcracker

In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.

The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

nutcracker

When the suck is so good that you have to nut inside.

Mary was so good last night that I gave her a nutcracker!

by DariusDudeGuy April 9, 2017

nutsacked

When someone takes your backpack/purse empties it out, flips it inside out, places everything back in, and zips it up. This usually occurs when the victim leaves their bag unattended in class. If a talented perpetrator finds a bag with an inner pocket, he/she can double nutsack the bag.

Bob: "Hey Jeff just left to use the bathroom!"
Joe: "Help me nutsack his backpack!"
~~
Natalie: "Can you watch my purse? I need to go get something from John's locker."
Katie: "Ok... (Natalie leaves the classroom) Haha sucks for her, hasn't she leanred not to leave things with me? Poor girl is going to get double nutsacked."
~~
Desmond: WTF man, who the hell nutsacked my backpack!?

by You've been nutsacked October 2, 2010

nutcracker

A "dive" in which the diver jumps in feet first with one leg in front of them and one leg behind them, usually causing pain in the groin area.

"He just did a nutcracker into the water!"
"He won't be walkin for a while."

by teh pwn January 6, 2006

Nutcracker

means Guicci vagina dat cracks out nut. (good vagina that makes a man nut)

Dat wuman has a nutcracker.

by Allahatopia November 24, 2018

Vietnamese Nutpacker

During sexual intercourse, when a female partner vigorously squeezes the male partner’s testicles at the moment of climax for the male partner.

“Dude, my balls hurt so bad!!”

“Bro, the girl you brought home last night Probably gave you a Vietnamese Nutpacker.

by Dr. Sam A. September 1, 2019

chocolate nutcracker

A painful sexual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral sex. When the male is sure to get said oral sex the female then bites his testicles causing immense pain. Many who enjoy pain and find sexual pleasure in it perform this act.

Cindy: My new boyfriend likes pain.
Martha: So did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
Cindy: Oh yeah, and he loved it.

by Dance Explo September 17, 2013