Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!

A person of considerable girth and weight but who is somehow still unbelievably beautiful, and is admired and adored by many. This person chooses to flaunt their body for said admirers.

How can I keep up Simon look at me I'm fat! *Chat* Yeah Simon Look at her! Witness her in all her glory! She ain't no Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!

by Azama October 15, 2019

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Mandela Nut

When you try to jack off to a porno you found a couple of days ago but can't find it anymore. Did the video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted yourself into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere."

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Dude, did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we can fix the timeline."

by thisisalsomatthewcastro June 22, 2018

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nut sandwich with extra mayo

a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face

I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.

by milpoolSK July 23, 2018

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Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

by thiscouldalsobematthewcastro November 14, 2018

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