nunchuck

Refers to the person on your team who is useless.

Dude, you fucked up, you're the nunchuck.

by Justin A.K.A. Stingray February 7, 2008

bloody nunchucks

While performing a sexual act involving penial penetration on a female during her menstruation period, the woman will remove her bloody tampon and begin whacking the male penis with it as he ejaculates on her face.

Just as I was about to nut, this chick yanked out her used tampon and started whacking my dick with with her bloody nunchucks!!!

by Kit-Kat-Kara April 24, 2011

nunchuckery

The incredibly legit use of nunchucks

Dude, did you see the afro ninja's nunchuckery skills?

those nunchuckery skills were so legit.

by B!!6M4C October 3, 2010

numchuck

A person wearing a big jacket with their hood up or simply someone who has big cheeks!

Nia looked like a numchuck when she borrowed her friend's ski jacket because she was cold.

by Kelsey Palmer May 27, 2009

numchuck

Anal application of cocaine by sprinkling on a penis or dildo prior to insertion.

"How about a numchuck," Rhonda asked Steve seductively.

by Brian Curley January 24, 2008

numbchucks

A beating device comprised of two sticks connected by a chain. Primarily used by the ninjas in order to dominate those samurai pansies.

If you don't shut up, I will hit you in the face with my numbchucks.

by Master Chucnumb July 30, 2008

numchuckmunk

a fat ugly gay stupid bastard

dude! u numchuckmunk!dont feel my balls!

by briL May 28, 2003