grower not a shower

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

What Jellybean fans spam all over YouTube

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Not a Father's Day

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.

Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!

by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014

Grower not a shower

Starts very small but erects be the size of thanos finger

Yo tony u got a small one, nah I’m a grower not a shower

by 6ix9inenc told u guys January 24, 2019

Not a P

The term "not a P" is a quicker way of saying "not a problem".

"is that going to be ok with you?" "yer yer, not a p"
"Can you have that report done by 4.30?" "not a p"

by Greg Howard December 19, 2006

It's not a toomah

Immortal words of a great poet named Arnold Von Schwarzenegger.

"It's not a Toomah!!!!" replied Arny.

by Poopsy July 8, 2003

not a big truck

What the internet is not. (see series of tubes)

The internet is not a big truck that you just dump something in- it's a series of tubes!

by whetstone January 2, 2007